Sample Sachet Stroke 29 Personal Lube 7ml

Perfect

Reviewed: 07 Jun 2012 by RexTheDog, a Going Steady Straight Male

The first thing that you notice is that Stroke 29 is that it's very different from just about any other lube you can think of. For one, it isn't a jack of all trades: if you want to use it for anal or vaginal sex or use it with toys, you're out of luck. Stroke 29 has been designed for one thing and one thing only: male masturbation. Secondly, it behaves completely differently to any other substance you'll ever rub on your willy.

So, what's it like? Smells good, white in colour, so far so good... As you squeeze a little out of the packet, you notice that while it's soft and silky, it's also quite hard: the consistency is somewhere between frozen butter and heavy industrial grease and there's none of the wonderful thick, slipperiness of Durex play, for example. In fact, you're left wondering if it'll actually be any good for anything besides oiling machinery. Still, press on and apply some to your penis. But, what's this? It doesn't spread properly, it forms lumps, it's hard. Is it defective? Should I send it back?

Well, I bought it so I'll keep going: stroke, stroke, stroke, oooooooh...

and then, after a few strokes, something amazing happens: all of the hardness, all of the lumpiness, all of the weirdness has gone and you're left with a light coat of silky smooth lubrication all over your penis. Moreover, there's just the right amount of friction, just the right amount of stickiness to make every little touch hugely pleasurable. If you want to make it ever better, let someone else use it on you. It's wonderful.

Another advantage of this lube is that it never feels cold when you apply it (unlike liquid silk or Durex play, for example), in fact, you barely notice you've applied anything at all.

When you've finished, you're left with a warm glow of satisfaction, a nicely moisturised penis and a slight oily residue. It's easy to wash out in the shower though and I doubt that you'd have any problem washing it out of fabrics such as bed-linen if you spill any.

A great lube, I'm quite tempted to go and buy a bigger tube. I wish I'd found this as a teenager...